![]() Let’s not give up now we are almost to the center! The MOB appears to be a messy, crazy band with dapper outfits on the outside, but on the inside, we’re a messy, crazy band with dapper personalities. Peeling this onion takes so much time and effort, for so little progress… just like Houston traffic. With this handy-dandy layer of procrastination, the MOB is always Livin’ on a Prayer. What is the MOB all about? For one, weR#8217 re a marching band that never marches! We scatter to formations in student-produced halftime shows-which we totally didn’t just learn today. MOBster in onion costume slowly (and suggestively) unwraps layers of the onion. Like onions, and ogres, the MOB has many layers. But more importantly, it is the first time TSU fans will get to see the MOB in action! To help introduce the many complexities of the MOB we have a perfect analogy: onions. This is the first time ever that Rice and Texas Southern meet face-to-face on the football field. For example: here at the MOB, we’re very Open-minded, fairly Conscientious, sometimes Extroverted, rarely Agreeable, and Not a marching band.Īt number two: Houston! There’s so much humidity most of the year that we’re basically already an ocean.įinally, at number one: Ocean of Soul! The Rice MOB is excited to welcome TSU’s famed marching band to our campus. Number three - The Big 5 personality test acronym, OCEAN. Number four, the Gulf of Mexico! Wait, you mean this isn’t a real ocean? Oh well, it’s the closest thing to an ocean for Texans anyways. Rice owls, and also TSU fans, welcome to Rice Stadium! For today’s pre-game, we present our completely objective ranking of the top ten best oceans!Īt number five, the Arctic Ocean! If bigger is better, then this ocean is only getting better as we melt more icebergs. Good luck this semester to the faculty and students of Rice and the University of Houston! Now that we've busted these ghosts, we're ready to head back into the Real World!!! Or maybe we'll run off to the Big 12 too. Ghosts turn blue, Pac-Man chases down all the ghosts until they fall and are defeated. They'll also keep knowledge from seeping out before that big midterm! They'll cover up smiles, and keep out all that toxic positivity. other than the MOB, of course: They'll keep the humidity out of your face. How will Pac-Man overcome these obstacles? In situations this dire, there is only one ray of hope. Ghosts pop up around field as mentioned and begin moving around, threatening Pac-Man. Next we have: Positivity! What a time to be happy and healthy! *cough*Īnd the worst of all, the cause of all mayhem, the troublemaker of the town. Forget about a social life, your eight hours of homework will take care of that! First up is Humidity: students have to waka waka waka to class in the rain and Texas heat. Uh-oh, Pac-Man's in trouble! On the big screen, you'll see some common problems facing the student body, now in the form of ghosts. What better way to transition back to in-person interaction than with a video game! But now, the MOB is bringing IRL back to a revolutionary new immersive experience: Real Life. We've all been on our screens for so long, many of us have forgotten how to live in a society. Pac-Man exits the screen and the MOB runs onto the field with prop Pac-Man. Video of Pac-Man plays on big screen, with sound effects. Some may call the trophy “ugly,” but it’s our ugly trophy! The Pac-man Show Action: We are all desperately waiting to check off some items!įinally, at number one: it’s the Bayou Bucket! The MOB is proud to welcome everyone back for the forty-seventh edition of our favorite swamp showdown. Number three - bucket hats! They’re at least fifty percent bucket, and they bring fashion to fishing and large-scale sports events.Īt number two on our list of buckets is the bucket list. Our friends climbing crates could really use these. Number four is the Minecraft water bucket, which will save you after falling from any height. At least this challenge won’t break your neck over a stack of milk crates! Rice owls, and also Coog fans, welcome to Rice Stadium! For today’s pre-game, we present our completely objective ranking of the top twelve best buckets!Īt number five, we have the ALS Ice Bucket! Refreshing in Houston’s summers, supporting a good cause, and still the best internet trend in years.
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